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Dixiebell; Consulting podcaster on Three Patch Podcast & Spoilercast. I don't give two fucks and I'm friendly.
felixandria:

commission for cumberkat!!!!!! she wanted “something really disgustingly sweet and domestic,” i think i got that part down

felixandria:

commission for cumberkat!!!!!! she wanted “something really disgustingly sweet and domestic,” i think i got that part down

cumberbatchweb:

The first official photos for #HamletBarbican with Benedict Cumberbatch

I’m loving the concept. It’s hugely striking! 

londonphile:

Via @vycichlovaali and @cumberbatchweb - different source though.
(I don’t remember seeing this particular photo without the coat… might not be new though or just photoshopped lol)

londonphile:

Via @vycichlovaali and @cumberbatchweb - different source though.

(I don’t remember seeing this particular photo without the coat… might not be new though or just photoshopped lol)

bencumber:

Shit Sherlock Says in A Study in Pink

ritasherlock:

My friend requested me “sherlock kissing john’s ear”, but It seems sherlock is about to pour coffee on john’s face. Not my intend…

ritasherlock:

My friend requested me “sherlock kissing john’s ear”, but It seems sherlock is about to pour coffee on john’s face. Not my intend…

oooyooo:

Lovely long coat!

oooyooo:

Lovely long coat!

gaybabysherlock:

Sherlock being a sarcastic little shit at the Chinese circus.

I finally finished! This is a gift for the fantastic D over at queersherlockian. Go and say hello to them! Also, a huge thank you to the fantastic hoaxsuicide for brit-picking, and for being very gracious and generous with her time while I bothered her with questions about smutty British puns. Thank you!

gemsicle:

へ(゜∇、°)へ

gemsicle:

へ(゜∇、°)へ

zerostop:

oooyooo:

Umm, it happens all the time. Poor sherlock… ‘L’;

I am now imagining that sherlock is like a bird and thinks it’s night when you put a cover over him

zerostop:

oooyooo:

Umm, it happens all the time. Poor sherlock… ‘L’;

I am now imagining that sherlock is like a bird and thinks it’s night when you put a cover over him

ritasherlock:

about 6 hours left…….

ritasherlock:

about 6 hours left…….

oooyooo:

>Doctor Who and Amy dressed in Sherlock and John’s cloths
>Role switch
Comfortable.

oooyooo:

>Doctor Who and Amy dressed in Sherlock and John’s cloths

>Role switch

Comfortable.

Found this on “What’s on Stage”. I love graphs and charts!

Source

  #benedict cumberbatch    #infographic    #stats  

sherlockiandinosaur:

I’d like to thank the makers of sherlock for releasing the pilot so we know what teen sherlock looked like

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I mean look at that little bb genius

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if you don’t think this is the cutest shit I don’t know what to say to you

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look poor teenaged Sherlock’s gone and got a drink in his face at the pub, maybe if he weren’t such a dick

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partied a lil too hard there buddy, it’s okay adorable pilot lestrade will help you out

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this concludes my thank you

threepatchpodcast:

Potterlock Recs for Harry Potter’s Birthday
This July was a magical month, and marked the seven year anniversary of the release of the seventh and final Harry Potter book.  In honor of the occasion and of Harry Potter’s birthday today, we went in search of Potterlock recs:
The Case of the Unwelcome Owl by FayJay (~7k) Gen, Rated General Audiences
John Watson, Sherlock Holmes, Luna Lovegood and an owl.
Dragon Heartstring in Ebony, Nine Inches, Very Stubborn by what_alchemy (~2.5k) Johnlock, Rated Teen
John doesn’t know what he’s found beneath Sherlock’s floorboards, but he’ll be damned if he’s going to give it up.
Expecto Patronum by thisisforyou (7.7k) Johnlock,  Rated Explicit
In which eighteen year-old Sherlock and twenty-one year-old John, first-year Auror trainees, embark on an impromptu study session which leads in very wonderful directions that neither of them had dared to expect. 
Loyalty and Cunning by An Unlikely Alliance by Eltuine (~11k) John & Sherlock, Rated Teen
When the unusual loner boy from Slytherin starts showing up outside the Hufflepuff common room, it kicks off a friendship that neither participant could have seen coming. 
A Magic Moment by alexxphoenix42 (~35K) Johnlock, Rated Mature
Although John and Sherlock were both upper-level students at Hogwarts, they had never had a reason to actually speak before that night in detention together. Sherlock discovers there’s just something about John that he can’t pin down. Obviously John is something that requires a little more study. 
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne (~65k) Johnlock, Rated Mature
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he’ll ever know. 
McGonagall and Watson gifset by @fancypantswatson  (Gen, Rated General Audiences)
John was wounded as an Auror, not in Afghanistan. He gets away with a bit of magic in the flat, because Sherlock doesn’t pay much attention to domestic things.
More Interesting than a Mild Case of Vomiting by pennswoods (~2k) Johnlock, Rated General Audiences
It’s two weeks to the Yule Ball and John still can’t find a date. Meanwhile Sherlock has devised a plan for getting out of this most tedious of school events
More Things Than Are Dreamt Of seriesby 1electricpirate(~38k) Johnlock, Rated Mature and Explicit
In which John is (reluctantly) a wizard, Mycroft is (apparently) omniscient, and Sherlock is (surprisingly) oblivious.
Muggle Relations by ChloeWeird (~3k) Hermione Granger/Mycroft Holmes, Rated General Audiences
Mycroft Holmes is far too busy to waste time having meetings with the Wizards of Great Britain. That is, until he meets the new Muggle Relations Director, Hermione Granger…
Potterlock by @svartalfhild (Sherlolly, Rated General Audience to Teen)
Collection of Svartalfhild’s responses to Potterlock prompts. Includes fic and art and links to longer works. 
Socks and Malteasers by azriona (<1K) Sherlock & Hermione, Gen, Rated General Audiences
Sherlock waits for Hermione under the willow tree, her Christmas gift in his pocket.  It’s a bit of a double-edged sword.
Unusual Kisses by Svartalfhild(~6.5k) Sherlolly, Rated General Audiences to Teen
A set of Potterlock oneshots in which Sherlock and Molly’s developing relationship is punctuated by three unexpected kisses.

threepatchpodcast:

Potterlock Recs for Harry Potter’s Birthday

This July was a magical month, and marked the seven year anniversary of the release of the seventh and final Harry Potter book.  In honor of the occasion and of Harry Potter’s birthday today, we went in search of Potterlock recs:

The Case of the Unwelcome Owl by FayJay (~7k) Gen, Rated General Audiences

John Watson, Sherlock Holmes, Luna Lovegood and an owl.

Dragon Heartstring in Ebony, Nine Inches, Very Stubborn by what_alchemy (~2.5k) Johnlock, Rated Teen

John doesn’t know what he’s found beneath Sherlock’s floorboards, but he’ll be damned if he’s going to give it up.

Expecto Patronum by thisisforyou (7.7k) Johnlock,  Rated Explicit

In which eighteen year-old Sherlock and twenty-one year-old John, first-year Auror trainees, embark on an impromptu study session which leads in very wonderful directions that neither of them had dared to expect. 

Loyalty and Cunning by An Unlikely Alliance by Eltuine (~11k) John & Sherlock, Rated Teen

When the unusual loner boy from Slytherin starts showing up outside the Hufflepuff common room, it kicks off a friendship that neither participant could have seen coming. 

A Magic Moment by alexxphoenix42 (~35K) Johnlock, Rated Mature

Although John and Sherlock were both upper-level students at Hogwarts, they had never had a reason to actually speak before that night in detention together. Sherlock discovers there’s just something about John that he can’t pin down. Obviously John is something that requires a little more study. 

The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne (~65k) Johnlock, Rated Mature

John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he’ll ever know. 

McGonagall and Watson gifset by @fancypantswatson  (Gen, Rated General Audiences)

John was wounded as an Auror, not in Afghanistan. He gets away with a bit of magic in the flat, because Sherlock doesn’t pay much attention to domestic things.

More Interesting than a Mild Case of Vomiting by pennswoods (~2k) Johnlock, Rated General Audiences

It’s two weeks to the Yule Ball and John still can’t find a date. Meanwhile Sherlock has devised a plan for getting out of this most tedious of school events

More Things Than Are Dreamt Of seriesby 1electricpirate(~38k) Johnlock, Rated Mature and Explicit

In which John is (reluctantly) a wizard, Mycroft is (apparently) omniscient, and Sherlock is (surprisingly) oblivious.

Muggle Relations by ChloeWeird (~3k) Hermione Granger/Mycroft Holmes, Rated General Audiences

Mycroft Holmes is far too busy to waste time having meetings with the Wizards of Great Britain. That is, until he meets the new Muggle Relations Director, Hermione Granger…

Potterlock by @svartalfhild (Sherlolly, Rated General Audience to Teen)

Collection of Svartalfhild’s responses to Potterlock prompts. Includes fic and art and links to longer works. 

Socks and Malteasers by azriona (<1K) Sherlock & Hermione, Gen, Rated General Audiences

Sherlock waits for Hermione under the willow tree, her Christmas gift in his pocket.  It’s a bit of a double-edged sword.

Unusual Kisses by Svartalfhild(~6.5k) Sherlolly, Rated General Audiences to Teen

A set of Potterlock oneshots in which Sherlock and Molly’s developing relationship is punctuated by three unexpected kisses.